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  • Great News — ‘Wide Sunny Spells’ Today Ahead Of Bright Weekend

    Great News — ‘Wide Sunny Spells’ Today Ahead Of Bright Weekend

    After the wind, sleet and snow over the past few days, it looks like we’re going to going for circle with a whole year’s worth of weather in one week. Because Ireland.  Met Éireann have good news for us today as they are forecasting:  “Sunny spells developing quite widely this afternoon, with any lingering showers […]

    10 years ago

  • WATCH: Fans Of Organic Food Won’t Like This Hilarious Sketch

    WATCH: Fans Of Organic Food Won’t Like This Hilarious Sketch

    Foil Arms And Hog’s weekly sketch has arrived and this time the brunt of their slaggings are  aimed at what they call ‘organic food knobs’. Do you know anyone like this? READ NEXT: This Hilarious Video Is Every Leaving Cert Student’s Worst Nightmare

    10 years ago

  • Several Injured In London Incidents — Advice Offered To Irish Citizens

    Several Injured In London Incidents — Advice Offered To Irish Citizens

    The Department Of Foreign Affairs has issued advice to those concerned about loved ones in London after a number of people were injured on Westminster Bridge.  A man has also reportedly been shot by police outside the Houses of Parliament which is in lockdown.  We are monitoring situation in Westminster, #London. Anyone with serious concerns […]

    10 years ago

  • Ireland’s Four Richest Counties Have Been Revealed

    Ireland’s Four Richest Counties Have Been Revealed

    So that’s where they’ve been hiding it… The four richest counties in Ireland have been revealed. The data released by the Central Statistic Office show that only Dublin, Limerick, Kildare and Cork (in that order) have a disposable income per person greater than the State’s average.  via GIPHY The figures relate to the year 2014 and described disposable […]

    10 years ago

  • BREAKING: The Rescue 116 Helicopter Has Been Located Off The Mayo Coast

    BREAKING: The Rescue 116 Helicopter Has Been Located Off The Mayo Coast

    Search teams have located the wreckage of the Rescue 116 helicopter which crashed off the Mayo coast last week.  It’s said to be a significant development in locating missing crew members Captain Mark Duffy, winch operator Paul Ormsby and winchman Ciaran Smith.  Jurgen Whyte of the Air Accident Investigation Unit told RTE News:  “We have located […]

    10 years ago

  • No More Snow But A Rain Warning Is In Place Until Tomorrow Morning

    No More Snow But A Rain Warning Is In Place Until Tomorrow Morning

    If it’s not one thing it’s another, wha? Snow has been falling in large parts of Ireland over the past couple of days and anywhere that hasn’t been hit by the white stuff has been hit with a good blast of rain which has been ongoing since this morning.  It looks like that’s set to […]

    10 years ago

  • PICS: Ireland Has Been BATTERED By Snow Again And People Are Baffled

    PICS: Ireland Has Been BATTERED By Snow Again And People Are Baffled

    For the second day in a row, at the end of March, the skies have bucketed tonnes of snow on top of Ireland for reasons unbeknown to most.  Throw in frost, wind and rain into the mix and we appear to having a whole winter’s worth of shite weather at a time more associated with […]

    10 years ago

  • WATCH: Roy Keane Melts During Press Conference At This Adorable Question

    WATCH: Roy Keane Melts During Press Conference At This Adorable Question

    Fair play, cailíní. It’s fair to say that Republic of Ireland assistant manager Roy Keane has a rather hostile relationship with most journalists. Quite often cranky on a bad day and displaying a scything sense of humour on a good, the Corkman came across a pair of reporters yesterday who did something that not many […]

    10 years ago

  • WATCH: Conor McGregor Stars in New Netflix Promo

    WATCH: Conor McGregor Stars in New Netflix Promo

    With Conor McGregor still on a sabbatical from the octagon, he’s continuing the find new and unique ways to pass the time.  A few months back, he starred in a number of ads for American horse race, the Pegasus World Cup, and more recently he led fellow Irish man Michael Conlan into the Madison Square Garden […]

    10 years ago

  • ‘Beauty And The Beast’ Has Smashed Irish Box Office Records

    ‘Beauty And The Beast’ Has Smashed Irish Box Office Records

    Beauty And The Beast was one of the most anticipated movie releases of the year so far and the number appear to have justified the hype, in Ireland at least. The live-action remake of the classic 1991 animation was released just last week and has already smashed Irish box office records.  Over the weekend, the […]

    10 years ago

  • Stop Everything — A Ryanair Flash Sale Has Just Started And Won’t Last Long

    Stop Everything — A Ryanair Flash Sale Has Just Started And Won’t Last Long

    If that miserable March weather doesn’t have you dreaming of a getaway, we don’t know what will. Well, Ryanair have just answered all our prayers by announced a FLASH SALE which started at 6 o’clock this morning and will run until 6 o’clock this evening.   We’re having a March 12-hour sale! €5 sale on […]

    10 years ago

  • WATCH: Game Show Contestant Makes Hilariously Filthy Fail

    WATCH: Game Show Contestant Makes Hilariously Filthy Fail

    Haven’t we seen this on South Park before? A Wheel Of Fortune contestant in America has become an online sensation after he made a hilarious fail while trying to solve the name of a famous play.  Confronted with the almost completed title of ‘A STREETCAR NA_ED DESIRE’, all he had to do was fill in the […]

    10 years ago

  • Warnings In Place As Snow, Ice And Rain Sweep The Country

    Warnings In Place As Snow, Ice And Rain Sweep The Country

    People are being urged to take care this morning as ice, rain and snow are making for treacherous conditions on our roads and footpaths. The AA have put a yellow warning in place until 10am and are providing motorists with a rolling traffic updates which you can see here. Two weather warnings in place this […]

    10 years ago

  • It Looks Like Boyzone Are Making A Comeback For Their 25th Anniversary

    It Looks Like Boyzone Are Making A Comeback For Their 25th Anniversary

    We wonder will they be Coming Home Now with A Different Beat?  It looks like Boyzone are set to embark on another comeback to mark their 25th anniversary and it seems like they’re leaving no stone unturned.  According to The Sun, Ronan, Mikey, Keith and Shane fancy doing a West End show, as well as releasing a new album […]

    10 years ago

  • Michaella McCollum Reportedly In Talks To Present A TV Crime Show

    Michaella McCollum Reportedly In Talks To Present A TV Crime Show

    Michaella McCollum, she who gained fame for drug smuggling is reportedly in talks to present a TV show… about drug smuggling. According to the MailOnline, the 24-year-old Northern Irish woman was in Liverpool meeting potential interviewees for the new series, including international drug smugglers.  The paper says that McCollum could receive a ‘six-figure sum’ for […]

    10 years ago

  • WATCH: RTÉ Produce Touching Tribute To Ryan McBride

    WATCH: RTÉ Produce Touching Tribute To Ryan McBride

    The football family here in Ireland is still struggling to come to terms with the untimely death of Derry City captain Ryan McBride on Sunday. Little over 24 hours before his death was confirmed, Ryan was leading his side to a 4-0 victory over Drogheda United. Just a week earlier, he scored the winner in […]

    10 years ago

  • A Man Has Started A Petition For ‘Fair City’ To End A Tedious Storyline

    A Man Has Started A Petition For ‘Fair City’ To End A Tedious Storyline

    Now this is what we call taking action.  A fan of Ireland’s longest-running soap, Fair City has started a petition on change.org for the show to bring to an end a storyline he is frankly sick to the back teeth of.  William Thomas got a few things off his chest while setting out his reasons, as outlined […]

    10 years ago

  • Here’s The Perfect Excuse To Leave The Office At Lunchtime This Week

    Here’s The Perfect Excuse To Leave The Office At Lunchtime This Week

    Lunchtimes these days are often eaten up by replying to emails, catching up on paperwork and long queues in the closest deli or cafe.  Which is why Ireland’s favourite (only?) crisp-man Mr Tayto wants us take take our lunchtime back! The big man wants us to use our lunch hour as an invigorating boost to […]

    10 years ago

  • PICS: It’s March 21 — And People Are Sharing Pictures Of SNOW In Ireland

    PICS: It’s March 21 — And People Are Sharing Pictures Of SNOW In Ireland

    According to weather experts the spring equinox lasts from yesterday, Monday March 20, until tomorrow, Wednesday March 22, meaning spring has officially arrived.  Even without being told, it’s pretty easy to figure that out by ourselves.  I mean, the Paddy’s Day celebrations are well and truly past us and hangovers have just about subsided so surely its […]

    10 years ago

  • Waterford Secures €300m Saudi Arabian Investment

    Waterford Secures €300m Saudi Arabian Investment

    Great news for The Déise. A mega-rich Saudi Arabian group has agreed a €300m investment to develop the Michael Street Shopping Centre and the North Quays in Waterford.  Fawaz Alhokair Group is one of the leading groups of companies in Saudi Arabia where they have built 19 shopping, dining and entertainment malls in the Kingdom.  […]

    10 years ago

  • A Man In His 50s Has Died Following A Workplace Accident In Cork

    A Man In His 50s Has Died Following A Workplace Accident In Cork

    A man in his 50s has died following a workplace accident at a caravan park in Co. Cork.  The incident occurred at 12.20pm in the seaside village of Fountainstown, approximately 23km south of Cork city.  A Garda investigation as well as a Health and Safety Authority investigation are both underway.  Emergency services remain at the […]

    10 years ago

  • WATCH: Prosecco Nail Polish Now Exists And It’s All Perfectly Normal

    WATCH: Prosecco Nail Polish Now Exists And It’s All Perfectly Normal

    Well, this is a new one. American company Groupon have today released a video showcasing their new product – Prosecco nail polish. Apparently, it tastes and smells just like the real thing so you can get a your Prosecco fix, sitting at your desk or walking the dog without getting any funny looks.  Add this […]

    10 years ago

  • The Average Cost Of Petrol Is At Its Highest For 18 Months

    The Average Cost Of Petrol Is At Its Highest For 18 Months

    The average cost of petrol and diesel is at an 18-month high, according to latest figures from AA Ireland.  Getting behind the wheel is getting more expensive with motorists splashing out an average of 137.7 cents for a litre of petrol. That’s up a single cent from February prices. Diesel is setting people back 127.1 […]

    10 years ago

  • Derry City Release Heartbreaking Statement On The Death Of Their Captain

    Derry City Release Heartbreaking Statement On The Death Of Their Captain

    Derry City captain Ryan McBride tragically lost his life yesterday at the tender age of 27. Since then, the football community in Ireland has come together to grieve the loss of a friend, teammate and rival. The club has been through a lot in recent years as they also lost club legend Mark Farren to […]

    10 years ago

  • The Gardaí Are Being Blamed For Last Night’s DWTS Elimination

    The Gardaí Are Being Blamed For Last Night’s DWTS Elimination

    Last night, RTE’s Dancing With The Stars waved goodbye to former boyband member Dayl Cronin.  The 23-year-old had been one of the favourites to win the contest but was eliminated last night at the semi-final stage.  That’s left only three contestants left in the competition, namely Aidan O’Mahony, Aoibhín Garrihy and Denise McCormack.  A number of people […]

    10 years ago

  • PIC: English Newspaper Prematurely Congratulates England On Grand Slam Victory

    PIC: English Newspaper Prematurely Congratulates England On Grand Slam Victory

    We’re not laughing, we swear. As most of you will know, the Irish rugby team defeated England 13-9 on Saturday, thereby denying the old enemy back-to-back Grand Slams as well as world record for consecutive international victories.  Nobody appeared to tell The Sunday Times digital editions over in England however, as they went with a […]

    10 years ago

  • Irish Teens Could Soon Be Given Free EU Travel For Their 18th Birthdays

    Irish Teens Could Soon Be Given Free EU Travel For Their 18th Birthdays

    Who says the EU isn’t cool? Plans have been revealed by the European Union which include the possibility of EU citizens receiving a free interrailing ticket once they turn 18.  Anyone who has interrailed through Europe will know that it’s a pretty unforgettable expereriece which allows you to sample Europe’s vast array of cultures up […]

    10 years ago

  • The Price Of Bread Could Be Increased And It’s All Thanks To Brexit

    The Price Of Bread Could Be Increased And It’s All Thanks To Brexit

    Please. You can take our eyes but not the bread.  It looks like the price of an Irish loaf could be set to increase with the finger pointed firmly at the UK’s decision to leave the EU, or in other words, ‘Bread-xit’.  According to the Independent.ie, 80% of the flour used in the Republic for baked […]

    10 years ago

  • WATCH: World’s Best Ever Footballer Leads RTÉ Tribute To Robbie Keane

    WATCH: World’s Best Ever Footballer Leads RTÉ Tribute To Robbie Keane

    At last night’s FAI Football Awards, Robbie Keane was unsurprisingly inducted into the Irish football hall of fame. Given that he’s our record appearance holder and goalscorer with 68 goals in 146 games, not many people would argue. Not even bonafide football superstar and genuine contender for greatest player of all time, Brazilian legend Pelé, it […]

    10 years ago

  • Here’s Where Ireland Ranks Among The Happiest Nations On Earth

    Here’s Where Ireland Ranks Among The Happiest Nations On Earth

    The World Happiness Report was published this morning, revealing just where Ireland ranks among the happiest nations on the planet.  Based on a number of factors which contribute to everyday contentment such as income, life expectancy, social support and absence of corruption, Norway came out on top.  They must be a sound bunch of lads […]

    10 years ago

  • Irish Football Stunned At Sudden Passing Of Derry City Captain

    Irish Football Stunned At Sudden Passing Of Derry City Captain

    Irish football is united in grief this morning after news emerged last night about the tragic sudden death of Derry City captain Ryan McBride.  The 27-year-old was found dead at his home on Sunday evening, just one day after leading his side to a 4-0 Premier Division victory over Drogheda united. McBride has been a […]

    10 years ago

  • 25 Things Ireland Absolutely DESTROYS England At

    25 Things Ireland Absolutely DESTROYS England At

    They’ve already sealed the 2017 Six Nations and they may well beat us today but Ireland absolutely destroys England at so many things other than rugby. From our great writers, to our musical legends, sporting moments and generally just having the bleedin’ craic.  Sorry, England. We know it and deep down we reckon you know […]

    10 years ago

  • One Spice Bag Is Expected To Be Ordered Every Minute This Weekend

    One Spice Bag Is Expected To Be Ordered Every Minute This Weekend

    We knew Ireland was in love with spice bags but this is insane. According to projected figures released by Just Eat, this Saturday, March 18, is set to be one of the most popular days of the year for food delivery orders. They expect to see a 20% increase in orders as the nations calls out […]

    10 years ago

  • WATCH: This Video Of Foreigners Speaking About Ireland Will Have You Welling Up

    WATCH: This Video Of Foreigners Speaking About Ireland Will Have You Welling Up

    “It’s made me more relaxed. More balanced.” “It’s made me a more confident person.” “People all over the world come together here.” If you were ever in doubt about how welcoming a place Ireland is to visitors then you need to watch this video.  Sent into us by Clara Baez Morandi, it showcases how immigrants to […]

    10 years ago

  • Stop Everything – There Are Now Ballymaloe Relish Flavoured Crisps

    Stop Everything – There Are Now Ballymaloe Relish Flavoured Crisps

    Ireland has had a lot of historic days in the past but in terms of terms of wholesome, flavourful goodness, we reckon today takes the crisp. O’Donnells Crisps and Ballymaloe Relish have teamed up to create Ireland’s greatest double act since Martin O’Neill and Roy Keane teamed up to manager the Irish football team. Being […]

    10 years ago

  • This Airline Has Just Announced A HUGE Sale On Flights To The U.S.

    This Airline Has Just Announced A HUGE Sale On Flights To The U.S.

    Norwegian Air has gotten into the Paddy’s Day spirit by announcing a special four-day sale offering passengers 15% off its new routes from Shannon and Dublin and notably Cork, which will see the first transatlantic flights take over from the Rebel County. The flights will serve smaller airports around the east coast area of the […]

    10 years ago

  • The Funniest Irish Stereotype Has Been Revealed Ahead Of Paddy’s Day

    The Funniest Irish Stereotype Has Been Revealed Ahead Of Paddy’s Day

    “Top of the mornin’ to ya” is exactly what Irish people DON’T hear every day on their way to work and that has been somewhat reflected in the fact that the phrase has been voted Ireland’s funniest stereotype.  The study was carried out by Bic, the world’s leading lighter manufacturer, in order to reveal the […]

    10 years ago

  • Stena Line Are Offering €2 Fares To The UK But You Have To Be Quick

    Stena Line Are Offering €2 Fares To The UK But You Have To Be Quick

    What a deal! In celebration of St. Patrick’s Day, Stena Line are offering fares for just €2 for passengers travelling to the UK.  The routes in question are Dublin to Holyhead or Rosslare to Fishguard. What’s the catch? You have to book between now and Saturday March 18 and spaces are expected to fill up fast. The […]

    10 years ago

  • There’s Been A Significant Development In The Search For Rescue 116

    There’s Been A Significant Development In The Search For Rescue 116

    Rescue workers searching for the ill-fated Rescue 116 helicopter have located a ping from its black box.  The news have been described by Gerry O’Flynn, operations manager of the Irish Coast Guard as a ‘significant development’ in the search for the wreckage.  Of the four people on board the helicopter, only Captain Dara Fitzpatrick has […]

    10 years ago

  • WATCH: This Video Claims That Potatoes Aren’t Even Irish

    WATCH: This Video Claims That Potatoes Aren’t Even Irish

    It’s that time of week again. Foil Arms And Hog have released their St. Patrick’s Day themed sketch and it depicts all the usual problems with getting ready to celebrate Ireland’s national holiday. Such as painting the Ivory Coast or India flag on your face.  Of course, while us Irish all know how feckin’ great […]

    10 years ago

  • WATCH: This Sketch Perfectly Depicts The Perils Of Online Dating

    WATCH: This Sketch Perfectly Depicts The Perils Of Online Dating

    Anyone who’s experienced online dating should be able to relate to this video. Sent into us by ‘Laughter Lines Dublin’, the clip was written and directed by Josephine McCafferty.  Starring Declan McFadden, Grainne Boyle, and Anne Doyle as a trio of work colleagues who get caught up in the murky world of accidentally viewing a […]

    10 years ago

  • Bad News  –  Paddy’s Weekend Is Set To Be A Wet One

    Bad News – Paddy’s Weekend Is Set To Be A Wet One

    The sun has had its hat on here in Ireland over the past couple of days but it looks like we should enjoy it while it lasts. The country’s St. Patrick’s Day festivities could be in danger of being washed out, if Met Eireann are to be believed.  According to their website, sunny spells are […]

    10 years ago

  • Guinness Doughnuts Now Exist And We’re In Heaven

    Guinness Doughnuts Now Exist And We’re In Heaven

    While we all know it’s a Paddy’s Day tradition to raise a pint of the plack stuff, this year Guinness have provided a perfect ally for theit famous stout. The team at the Guinness Storehorse has teamed up with Dublin doughnut institution Aungier Danger to create a donut which: “marries the bold flavours of Guinness […]

    10 years ago

  • Gardaí Crack Two Hilarious Gags On Twitter Within 24 Hours

    Gardaí Crack Two Hilarious Gags On Twitter Within 24 Hours

    It’s no secret that we’re big fans of the Garda Twitter account and it’s easy to see why. While it provides us with round the clock information on things like road safety and weather issues, they’re not afraid to provide a few laughs along the way with some rib-tickling puns and gags. Take the following […]

    10 years ago

  • This Is The Best Company To Work For In Ireland  – According To New Findings

    This Is The Best Company To Work For In Ireland – According To New Findings

    The top 25 companies to work for in Ireland have been revealed.  The findings were based on employee reviews submitted to Indeed.com and reveal that computer technology company Dell ranks highest.  According to Fora.ie, department store Debenhams finished second in terms of employee satisfaction followed by charity Oxfam in third.  However, the rankings took global reviews […]

    10 years ago

  • Machine Gun And €60k Worth Of Drugs Seized By Gardaí

    Machine Gun And €60k Worth Of Drugs Seized By Gardaí

    Gardai have arrested two men, aged 35 and 23, after seizing a firearm and drugs in CO. Meath. €60,000 worth of heroin and crack cocaine as well as approximately €50,000 in cash during a planned operation yesterday in Dunshaughlin, Co. Meath. Gdi have seized drugs, a firearm and arrested two males following a planned operation this […]

    10 years ago