The Gardaí Really Can’t Help Themselves With These Awful Dad Jokes On Twitter

It's a fine weekend for music with Ed Sheeran playing in Galway tonight and tomorrow and Ryan O'Shaughnessy doing us proud down in Lisbon at the Eurovision.

Whenever there's any kind of big event in the country, you can count on the Gardaí to throw a few a few dad jokes on Twitter and they certainly haven't let us down.

Firstly, they advised followers that the only '12 points' they want to see this weekend is in Portugal. Bonus points for that brilliant 'nil pwa' remark.

12 points for Ireland in the Eurovison ????

12 points on your licence ????

'Together' drive safely on the roads this weekend and let’s get 'nil pwa' all round! #Eurovision2018 #Eurovision #IRE #Together pic.twitter.com/XBLo8IxDfZ
— An Garda Síochána (@GardaTraffic) May 11, 2018

Secondly, they showed off their Ed knowledge with this reference-heavy picture of Salthill.

‘Galway Girls’ enjoying a ‘Perfect’ evening and couldn’t be ‘Happier’ in Salthill this evening before Ed hits town tomorrow

Please arrive early

Park responsibly

Use Public Transport and designated car parks.

Futher info: https://t.co/8mtdrpUwMF pic.twitter.com/o6aE0ava8w
— An Garda Síochána (@GardaTraffic) May 11, 2018

Groan. Two important messages delivered through the time-honoured medium of the pun. Fair play.