28 Things You Can Say During Both A GAA Match And During Sex

GAA is something that sparks a lot of passion in Irish people. So much so that sometimes the lines between what's said on the pitch and what's said between the sheets can become a bit blurred.

So, without further ado, these are the 28 things you can say during a GAA match, and during sex:

1. "Lovely hurling"

2. "It's been a bit one-sided so far"

3. "They're going to need to pick up the pace a bit"

4. At the end of the day, it's all about the score

Take your points; the goals will come

— Kennedy (@theblink93) August 8, 2017

5. "He's gone in a bit early there"

6. "She's been caught napping"

7. It's important to refuel

When it’s over can we have some tea and a ham sandwich

— stephen davoren (@bailldogg) August 8, 2017

8. A comma makes all the difference

Come on men!
*note, punctuation and phrasing is critical.

— Marlon (@malingsimeon) August 8, 2017

9. Some activities are weather dependent

Is it wet enough for gloves?

— S Carey (@Scarey605) August 8, 2017

10. "He's out of action after pulling something in the warm up"

11. "Things will need to improve massively before the next round"

12. Positivity is key

Always better to be too long than too short ????

— chillineuropean (@chillineuropean) August 8, 2017

13. "That wasn't in, surely?"

14. "He seems stiff"

15. Safety first, kids

That could cause serious irritation......

— Stephen Phillips (@Phili31S) August 8, 2017

16. Gotta look the part

Go get the Mikasas

— S Carey (@Scarey605) August 8, 2017

17. "He gave it everything but it's going to be an early exit"

18. "I wish he would stop hogging the ball"

19. "That was a close one there"

20. "At least it's better than last weekend's"

21. "Should have worn the helmet"

22. "That's gonna stain"

23. "Massively disappointing"

24. "Really failed to live up to expectations"

25. "I'm looking forward to watching this back later"

26. "A dog has entered the field of play. We'll take a brief pause while it is removed"

27. "He looks worn out after being on top for most of the first half"

And finally ...

28. Mayo For Sam

Any more additions?

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