PIC: A Phallic Object Is Causing Traffic Congestion In The People’s Republic

Should you find yourself driving through the beautiful County Cork later this evening - then you may find yourself backed up in traffic.

And no, there's hasn't been a pile-up, nor roadworks nor anything out of the ordinary...

There's actually...well there's... Oh, words can't describe it. 

THIS IS THE INSTRUMENT CAUSING OBSTRUCTIONS ON THE LOWER GLANMIRE ROAD:

Dangerous debris on the Lower Glanmire Road. #CorkTraffic @aaroadwatch @RadioEmmet @TuathlaLucey @KENNYTCORK #Cock4Cork #ImNeverGonnaBeMayor pic.twitter.com/rWEPMUWZe6

— Darren Johnston (@DJ_DarJ) July 7, 2017

Jaysus. 

Tuathla Lucey and Darren Johnston were the ones to spot this one - massive thanks to them for bringing *this* into our lives. 

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