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23rd November 2018
05:49pm GMT
We don't think we'd even search for 'Irish' on Pornhub and we're bloody from here.
That's if we even watched porn...
I mean, we hadn't even heard of Pornhub until today...
(How do I get out of this hole I'm digging?)
When it comes to looking up rude videos, Scotland likes two things the most:
Looking up videos with Scottish people in it and looking up videos with Irish people in it.
Much like the Eurovision nowadays, England don't bother with us at all, at all when it comes to watching porn.
Not good enough for ye, are we not?
The term 'Irish' is 201% more popular in Scotland than it is in England.
Honestly, we don't really know what qualifies for 'Irish' porn on the site but we're thinking it's along the lines of Robbie Brady's goal against the Italians, Stockdale's try against New Zealand or Eoin Mulligan's goal against the Dubs in '05.
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