For ages, we thought that Michael D would be uncontested in the upcoming presidential election but each week, more and more contenders are coming to the floor to take Higgins' place at the Aras.
They want to take the Aras, they want to take that Aras bad.
Anyway, Group Political Correspondent for Communicorp, Sean Defoe, admitted on Twitter on Tuesday night that Carlow County Council have had a request to nominate a 'Candidate X' for President.
The person has refused to give their name and when you see some of their policies, you can understand why.
Their two main ones are:
1 - Close every mosque in the county
2 - A commitment to go over to 10 Downing St. and ask for the six counties back
So Carlow County Council had a request to nominate a 'Candidate X' for President. The person wouldn't give their name but had two main policies:
— Sean Defoe (@SeanDefoe) August 14, 2018
1 - Close every mosque in the county
2 - A commitment to go over to 10 Downing St. and ask for the six counties back #Áras18
Some of the smaller policies include:
Andddd, they also want to bring in a 'Kingdom of Ireland' flag which looks like this:
Candidate X also suggests:
— Sean Defoe (@SeanDefoe) August 14, 2018
- A tax on people who pay for porn
- A cyber dating tax
- EIREXIT and bring back the punt
- Abolish the Seanad
And bring in this snazzy new ‘Kingdom of Ireland’ flag #Áras18 pic.twitter.com/6N43ZLagPx
Would you vote for Pres. X? Let us know in the comments please.
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