Girl Writes Her College Assignment Locked After A Night Out And Actually Submits It

If you went to University, you no doubt wrote assignments moments just before the due date. Even if you had weeks to prepare, you became a pro at doing at least five days of work in five hours.

Or if you're anything like this student, make that five minutes...

McKenna Clark went out on the piss the night before a big assignment was due in and then woke to find she'd sent her professor a drunk email.

The full thing reads:

Illegal to kiss on a train (mala prohibita) talk about weather it should be illegal or not. It should be legal to kiss on the train because it is romantic. Professor Grams, my name is McKenna. I had some Dr. Pepper's I am doing good. Your assignment is way too hard. I can't do it right now. I am better now, however, because the Dr. Pepper#s wore off. I am not contemplating the assignemtn that you gave me. It's illegal to kiss on the train because it is a safety violation. If you are kissing while on the train you must realize that it could end up being dangerous. If the driver was kissing on the train, who would be driving the train. You are welcome.

Love You.

She is yet to receive a reply... We suggest you don't hold your breath McKenna.