Whether you're one of those who goes home every weekend or once a year for Christmas, there's always certain things that come back to haunt you (or pleasantly surprise you) when you return home for the weekend!
Queue the arguments, lack of freedom, doing the dishes and asking for lifts. DISASTER.
You cannot talk fast enough to update them with all the latest goings on in your life.
So that's what chicken's supposed to taste like?
And none of that Tesco Better Value shite. This is proper bog roll as soft as Egyptian cotton and infused with scents of aloe vera.
The fridge being full is a miraculous thing. Enjoy it while it lasts. Third serving of Ben and Jerry's anyone?
Tea with granny, then lunch with your one, followed by a visit to the cousins and then out for the night with the girlies/lads.
"You'll never guessed who passed away there last week now."
"Oh yeah there's a new family in that house down the road there. Very quiet. Haven't met any of them yet."
"I was talking to Mary last night and she told me they're building an extension onto their house."
You're too deep into your life as a city slicker that you've forgotten how the immersion works.
Imagine having to wait for hot water. Disgraceful.
Not even a mojito to be found! Scandalous!
They snnnaaake you a twenty into your hand as you hug them goodbye.
Or a fifty if you're very lucky indeed.
And they get extremely dolled up for a trip down to the local. Heels, tan, fake lashes.
It all seems a bit excessive?
This is a bit of a nuisance but sure at least Paddy Doesn't Pay Ya Back won't benefit in this environment. Muahahaha.
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