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5th January 2017
01:08pm GMT

Look at you guys go. You're all so bloody gas.
Making our jobs easier than ever before, you guys have killed it with this week's instalment of Tweets Of The Week.
So, without further adieu, I give you the chosen ones.
— David Hollywood (@dw00dz) January 5, 2017
I spent 6 Euro on delicious instant coffee. I am the Gwyneth Paltrow of Dundalk
— ???????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????? (@dgahk) January 5, 2017
Only the person whose house it is may sleep on the side of the bed closest to the plug
— emma flynn (@mormonhorse) January 5, 2017
For they are eternally wise.
my aunt just checked herself into a shopping centre and is so far the only person to like the status. i have to say that i respect it
— Eoin Keane (@EoinKeane101) January 5, 2017
— co (@ConanGShore) January 3, 2017
fair fucks to UL for discovering a new organ n all but unfortunately all their students still have chlamydia
— loam (@slothkin) January 4, 2017
why does this tea sound like your granda is saying it's not rich pic.twitter.com/iBazxUtdQL
— C O L (@bigcolnev) January 4, 2017
a guy from my hometown who's last update was him entering a competition to win 25 bags of coal just poked me on Facebook
— halloween tinsel (@motlinebling) January 4, 2017
Hell is people offering you chilli heatwave Doritos and putting the smelly packet up in your face, their mouths covered in gross red powder
— Bryan ⚽️???? (@positivebryan) January 2, 2017
Had no problem getting a taxi home in Sligo because it's not due to be 2017 here for another six years
— Alison Ring (@alisonringrang) January 1, 2017
zara really is taking the piss with this new fit of jeans pic.twitter.com/knZpCmGnKG
— Gary Grimes-Lewinsky (@gary_is_hip) December 30, 2016
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