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14th April 2017
03:04pm BST
You're not forced to eat turkey so you can have whatever the hell you want.
Well, I mean... it's usually sunnier than Christmas.
An obvious one but perhaps the most important.
You're not obliged to buy presents for anyone which means more of your hard-earned money just for you.
Not on Good Friday but pints can be had on Easter Sunday which is really what it's all about.
No Mariah, no Cliff Richard, no Slade. Bliss.
Unlike the shitshow that is Christmas when you don't know what day is when.
A simple phone call will suffice. Try that at Christmas and see what happens.
The WORST.
