Riverdance has been going on all summer in the Gaiety Theatre, Dublin – and it's truly set a fire under the belly of anyone who's seen it.
We went to see it and it only went and BLEW OUR MINDS. Money well spent, this is the perfect showcase for anyone who's into happiness, fun and leppin' around.
However, we wouldn't necessarily recommend it if you are easily excitable or have a heart condition. You've been warned.
1. Oh look, drums
2. I thought this would only have fiddles and bodhráns
3. I think I know this song
4. Well, I've never heard it, but I feel like my soul created it somehow
5. Oh
6. Are they on strings? They're surely on strings
7. They look like princes and princesses
8. But also like paupers! I love this!
9. How are they so in sync?!
10. Their legs are like sparkling jewels
11. So long and full of hope
12. But where's Flatser?
13. She must be the queen
14. Look at her grace and command of the stage
15. And her sexy green velvet
16. WHAT. LOOK AT HER LEAP... HOW DID. HOW
17. I'M SO ANGRY, BUT SCARED BUT PROUD AND UNSURE
18. Surely those sounds can't be coming from their feet
19. No way, no how
20. OH MY GOD THEY ARE, THEY REALLY ARE
21. Their toes are all in sync! Together, like tiny dancers themselves!
22. Jesus, this can't be good for my heart
23. But my head is exploding with possibility!
24. I wonder if they sell treble shoes in my size...
25. Oh, the Spanish dancers
26. Time for a bathroom break I guess
27. Oh hold on, WAIT ONE SECOND
28. My EYES
29. ME GUSTA
30. So sassy and slick and fab and swishy and glam
