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3rd February 2017
05:25pm GMT
So you've passed that threshold in your relationship where you finally make The Big Step.
No, not the one where you're entirely comfortable eating their leftovers after dinner.
Moving in with your other half can be a time of great excitement, and a great expression of your love for each other. Until you realise they have some of the most annoying habits known in human existence.
Here's some things you will instantly realise if you've made the daunting step of moving in with your better half.
"But I washed the dishes LAST week."
Spagbol again tonight is it?
Even though you can never agree on what to watch.

"You know what would be unreal with this pizza? A second pizza."
Until you fall asleep on the sofa when you get home on Friday after work.

How much for a penny chew?
Why does she have so many?
Someone will pay it, eventually.
Let the best man or woman win.
It's a game of inches – bring it on.

"She said she'd be home TEN minutes ago."
And the pizzeria on speed dial.

Yeah but we already have half a bag of rice!
If not, tomorrow is gonna be hella awkward.
What is the actual point?
We're definitely not going out next weekend.

The fear.
It ain't happenin'.
Soap and - at a push - shampoo are all you need surely?
It's a natural part of life.

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