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29th June 2017
05:22pm BST

We're an expressive bunch here in Ireland but even we think stuff we would never ever say.
We haven't really got it in us to offend anyone but in our minds, everything is fair game.
How many of these can you relate to?
Could they walk any slower?
But if I keep nodding everything will be okay.
Cute and all but that's enough.
*Internal eye roll*
Don't make me be the one.
Never ask me to do that again.
On and on and on.
We're in a bleedin' hurry.
The most mortal of sins.
No matter how much you think you are.
He should write it on his head.
This is like the third dinner I've paid for this month.
Never make me one again.
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