We grew up hearing from our parents that our school days are the best days of our lives and you know what? They weren't wrong.
In many ways it was a carefree existence. All you had do was turn up, knuckle down for about four or five hours and generally run around like a headless chicken with all your mates at lunchtime.
But let's not pretend that primary school wasn't full of d*cks. Here's a rundown of the worst kind of Irish primary school student who all had the unenviable talent of constantly ruining your day.
We're sure a lot of you teachers out there will relate to this:
They were literally good at everything and they actually looked forward to P.E. What's that about?
Teacher won't be there in later life, hun.
Why? What good could come of it?
Why are you even here?
Worse than the teacher's pet. At least the teacher liked the teacher's pet.
Euggh... Like, painfully nice.
Oh, how we hate them, but also how can we be more like them?
How in Christ's name is this so easy for them?
Sticky face, snotty nose. You know the one.
Could someone please turn him off? Some people are trying to learn!
With their perfect hair and chiselled jawline. But are they funny? Oh, they are? Shite.
"Well, I wonder how Thomas down the road got on in this test?"
"Shut up, Mam."
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