14 Of The Funniest Irish Valentine’s Day Tweets

Seeing your colleagues get smothered in delivery after delivery of roses and boxes of chocolates today is torture no-one should have to endure. 

Think Valentine's Day is a load of shite? These 14 tweets will cheer you up... 

"How you know you're not the favourite child"

My dad text my sister saying Happy Valentine's Day and text me saying Happy Ash Wednesday...fuck me up fam

— Leigh (@LeighWalsh1) February 14, 2018

And none for Ralph Wiggum...

Sharing this now ahead of the Valentine's Ralphposting rush, so that it's already stale before the morning. Please RT to raise awareness pic.twitter.com/OUj8ypPdch

— Ireland Simpsons Fans (@iresimpsonsfans) February 13, 2018

Pity party 

my mam just came in and gave me a chocolate lollipop and said 'happy valentine's day' thanks mam but I have a boyfriend

— john (@Scarlet4UrMa) February 14, 2018

omg

The ppl who sing Ole Ole Ole at concerts are the same ppl who wish their other half a happy Valentine’s Day on social media ????????

— CROSSY (@CrossyTweets) February 14, 2018

Think of the real victims guys 

Everyone crying over not having a valentine on Valentine’s Day u know some people don’t have pancakes on Pancake Tuesday there’s bigger problems guys????????

— danika (@danikagrumley10) February 13, 2018

I want a Patrick plz 

Amen to that 

Valentine's Day on the streets.

Ash Wednesday in the sheets.

— ???? Ed Smith ???? (@edsongsofpraise) February 14, 2018

Who TF would be Leaving Cert's bae?

Yis are all my Valentines I luv yis all xoxoxoxox

— seven mad scones (@Leaving_cert18) February 14, 2018

Share this tweet with five friends or you'll be single forever xox 

Did you know if you start playing Akon’s ‘Lonely’ at exactly 23:59:55 tonight, you will ring in Valentine’s Day to the lyrics “I have nobody”.

— Justine Stafford (@JustineStafford) February 13, 2018

Galentine's it is

so it's Valentine's Day and guess who's single and lonely today? #ValentinesDay ❤ pic.twitter.com/JdhGqxuV85

— emma is stu(dying) (@shookswiftie) February 14, 2018

These are tears of joy, swear 

When ur coworkers ask what your plans for Valentine’s Day are and blacking out off 1.50€ mixed drinks then getting the shift at coppers is not an acceptable answer so you just say nothing hahahah

— Lauren (@lobr33zy) February 14, 2018

When bae does good 

my baby dublin bus treating me right this Valentine's Day ????????????❤️????????❤️????❤️ pic.twitter.com/OeFztaepvH

— martha knight (@worldsbestda) February 14, 2018

No really, you shouldn't have

Now that's a valentines day special ☘☘???? pic.twitter.com/COZRdhPd7n

— Only In Ireland (@OnlyInIreland_) February 9, 2018

F-A-B

Hell yeah I’m going on a date for Valentine’s Day

D - Footy
A - With
T - The
E - Lads

— Red Lion (@RudiKinsella) February 14, 2018

We're turning today into Pancake Wednesday anyway...

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