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13th May 2017
10:56am BST
If you're from the country then you'll be well used to literally everyone from Dublin asking you wtf you're saying -they just don't get it.
"You're about as useful as chocolate teapot" is a classic phrase that doesn't get thrown around enough in the Pale, but thankfully funny lad Lyonsey has done a hilarious video of farmer talk translations.
Prepare to lol when you find out what "never go into a wet field without your wellies on" means...
