VIDEO: This Guy Jumped From A Plane At 25,000 Feet With No Parachute, And Survived

Luke Aikins, you've just made the rest of us look a hell of a lot more... boring.

The veteran skydiver jumped out of a plane over the Simi Valley in California, and fell for about two minutes before guiding his body into a 100x100 foot net on the ground.

And then he clambered out and hugged his wife.

Standard bank holiday japes, eh?