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14th February 2017
01:18pm GMT
Valentine's Day divides the human race into two categories: Lovers, and Haters.
For some people, it's a day of celebrating love and romance and flowers and all things sweet and heart shaped. For others, it's a whole heap of commercial tripe.
Luckily, both sides come out with some fairly gas comments about the national love holiday.
Consider this our Valentine's gift to you all xox
Happy Valentine's day all you loved up couples ????have a good one and remember THINK CONTRACEPTION!!
— Cj O'Shea (@CjsLifeYall) February 14, 2017
me this morning when I wake up to no romantic valentines gestures even though I'm aware I have -2 boyfriends pic.twitter.com/BigxGqsBBd
— shauntay (@shauntae_stay) February 14, 2017
Ah the aul Valentine's day meal later booked a nice curry house few beers then head home to the wife and see what shite she's cooked for us
— Mark Harney (@markmod80) February 14, 2017
Valentine's Day card from wife thanked me for 17 happy years, we've been together 19. Going through them year by year at the moment.
— Neil O'Riordan (@noriordan) February 14, 2017
Me: Where do you want to eat tonight?
— Evil C (@ValentinoEvilC) February 14, 2017
Girlfriend: Wherever you pick is fine.
Morgan Freeman: Wherever he picked was not fine.#valentines
Gonna spend my Valentine's Day filling out my first dates form ????
— Jennifer Perry (@jenniferperry_x) February 14, 2017
A Valentine's motto for us all! Happy Valentine's Day, everyone! ????????❤️❤️???? pic.twitter.com/4LwL10WE3z
— Helen Carr (@HelenOBP) February 14, 2017
Working out the best way to tell my housemate to fix her headboard if she's going to fuck a pneumatic drill. HAPPY VALENTINE'S!
— Teresa C (@sorobotic) February 14, 2017
Today is Valentine's Day... more importantly Pancake Tuesday is in two weeks. ????????????
— lauren walsh (@LWalshMusic) February 14, 2017
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