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5th October 2018
02:36pm BST
Let the arguing in the comments begin, because we've just rated the 50 sexiest and least accents known to man.
Our ranking tool? Our own trusty ears. Is this true? You can be the judge.
Little Britain ruined this.
Dracula? Meh.
If you've ever heard Flemmish spoken, you'll agree.
Sorry.
Make it stop.
Very cute, but sexy? Nope. Unless they're a Samurai warier.
New YAAAAAHK. Nah.
Too serious.
An... Interesting one.
Croats just sound so harsh. Meh.
Midday Nigerian soaps on TV have us turned off.
Scary.
Way too fast.
See 'Russian'
Not the worst, not the best.
Trust us.
Are you American or are you not? Stop talking so politely.
Take your Iron-Bru and get out.
Pretty. But naaat sexay.
*Sigh*
Brings back traumatising Sound of Music memories.
Sliiiightly better.
It sounds like smoked fish. Let's be honest.
Alri Bruv.
Preferably spoken while salsa dancing.
Surprisingly adorable.
Suave.
Those Arab delights. Mm.
Tall, blonde, and handsomely spoken.
Wine might be to blame for this.
Mamma Mia!
So strong.
Debatable.
Oh, sí.
Bringing hotness to Ireland since 1999. Or whenever.
Aye.
Bonus points for being more chill than Ozzies.
Vikings. Hello?
Guten morgen to you...
The new sound of sexiness.
That slow Texan drawl.
YAHHHH.
We can't explain it. It's just hot.
Because obviously.
A global favourite, to be sure to be sure.
The language of love.
V sexy, hey?
Jamie Dornan. Enough said.
If only Dolmio day was every day.
Affrikaans is the key to our hearts.
So there ya have it. Where does your accent rate?