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14th May 2017
02:20pm BST
Words cannot describe just how many things that President of the United States, Donald Trump (we shudder even writing that), seems to really, really hate.
Using Twitter as his spewing platform of choice, Trump has denounced so many people and places we've lost count. Who can keep up with it all?
Which is why surely he wouldn't blame us for "forgetting" a few things he might not be too fond of - so that when the time came for him to make a little visit to Ireland, we could take him on a personal Lovin.ie tour to these pretty ingenious suggestions of what he should do when he's on the Emerald Isle.
Feel free to add your own ideas below ;)
Dublin's fave bar serving the LGBTI community and their friends, we'd hope that Panti Bliss herself could talk some sense into marriage-equality opposed Trump.
Let's face it: The man badly needs a new gruaig fix. These hairpiece experts will hopefully sort it out.
Another Dublin drinking hole for Trump's list, except in this one we'll lead him straight into the men's toilets to relive some Russian memories.
Considering Trump has said that Obama is "perhaps the worst president in U.S history", we think a visit to Obama's ancestors birthplace would go down a treat.
President Obama will go down as perhaps the worst president in the history of the United States!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 2, 2016
Word on the street is that Dunnes have a great range of children's gloves in at the moment - perfect for warming up small hands.
Ireland's favourite tan, Cocoa Brown, has a lovely mahogany shade that would 100% be an improvement on Trump's preferred tangerine shade.
Trump famously wants to keep all the businesses in America and impose heavy penalties for those setting up off shore, but maybe Amazon's funky offices will change his mind.
If @amazon ever had to pay fair taxes, its stock would crash and it would crumble like a paper bag. The @washingtonpost scam is saving it!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 7, 2015
Wait, Donald Trump loves Mexico right? We wonder if he'd see the funny side of Pablo Picante's #PledgeForPablo in their 'Build Burritos Not Walls' campaign. :)
Red isn't really his colour, and as for that #MAGA slogan? Please Donald, let us help you pick a nice tweed flat cap to wear instead.
Seeing Dougal's character wrongly judge the size of cows might help Trump understand where he's going so wrong with his 'alternative facts' for the inauguration crowd turnout.
Yep, we think Donald Trump will have a grand oul time here...
