In the event of a real emergency you gotta know who to call, right?

Say you're staying in a hotel in an unfamiliar part of Ireland, maybe somewhere like Ballyconnell in Cavan, it really puts your mind at ease when the management gives you a list of numbers to use should things get hairy.

But do any of the following emergency contacts strike you as a little bit odd?

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