PIC: This Headline From This Irish Newspaper Is Somewhat Life-Changing

Rural Irish newspapers strike again. 

Check out this humdinger of a headline from the Munster paper, The Clare Champion, and try not to spit out your coffee while doing so. 

BEHOLD:

@ireland Emucatching front page story in @clarechampion today. Only in #Clare pic.twitter.com/hswhTOvf8W

— Derg Boat Trips (@clarevirtually) January 5, 2017

Mother of God.

What's even better are the quotes from the actual article itself. 

He's almost a big as an ostrich, a big bird like.

Golden. 

Photo credits and a special thanks a million goes to @clarevirtually‏

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