WATCH: Man Takes Ex Race Horse For Quiet Trot — Immediately Regrets Decision

"No Shamrock, for fucks sake no". 

Nick Bull thought he would take retired race horse "Shamrock" out for a quiet country walk but little did he know the retired racing horse wanted a proper run and the results are absolutely hilarious. 

As Nick says...

Shamrock is a retired race horse. On this day, he forgot he was retired, or that I'm not that experienced a rider and decided to take me for the ride of my life. Please excuse the bad language and girly screams at the end...

The good news is that neither horse nor jockey had any serious injuries.

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