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16th November 2017
03:20pm GMT
It's that time of the week again.
The time where we share the very best of Irish Twitter on our social platform to show off what a gas bunch you all are.
G'wan you!
This week is no different, you guys have killed it once more. Just see for yourself...
sorry.
— Aisling (@AislingCrabby) December 20, 2017
My brother just came into my room and said "by the way, you owe me €10"
"Do I? For what?"
"I went €10 over my budget for your Christmas present but I wanted to get it for you cause you'll like it, so can you just give me the tenner whatever?"
Someone in work suggested getting a Ryanair flight with the €15 Secret Santa limit - “here’s a one way flight, alone, to Lourdes at 7am on a Tuesday in February, enjoy!”
— spit’s okay to cry (@motherofnaggins) December 20, 2017
The year is 2067. Daniel O Donnell is still performing at the age of 106. Miriam O Callaghan has 34 children. Ryan Tubridy is a hologram. Nathan Carter is still singing Wagon Wheel and the Angelus is replaced with Saoirse Ronan pronouncing her name
— Paul.exe (@IAmYumyums) December 20, 2017
I've always wondered what the #Ryanair staff Xmas party must be like.
— Jer Dixon (@JeremyDixonDJ) December 20, 2017
€20 charge if you want to sit beside your favourite workmate
Ice for your drinks? Not a hope
women being refused entry because their handbags weigh more than a packet of peanuts.
maude flanders in the streets, maude gonne in the sheets
— Patrick (@PrayForPatrick) December 13, 2017
Me: shift ?
— Stephen (@Stephenlough95) December 18, 2017
Her: wtf no lol?
Me: sorry meant can you cover my shift at work?
Her: we don't work together
Me: haha oh yeah forgot lol, see ya at work!
Imagine carrying your child for 9 months only for it to grow up to think that quality street is the nicest box of chocolates
— john (@Scarlet4UrMa) December 18, 2017
Miss them Tuesday nights in primary school where you’d stay up late and sit with your ma watching desperate housewives on rte2 and pure not even understand any of it
— k8 (@katemccauley97) December 17, 2017
did you ever notice people from cork never say yes or no??? Like 'are you from cork?' 'I am'
— ???????? (@GoChaela) December 16, 2017
pure Gaelic language legacy right there
Asked my 7 year old sister to pass over my handbag
— Ziz O'Beirne (@Zizzyob) December 16, 2017
Her: Is there ham in it??
Me: Why would there be ham?
Her: *staring at me confused*......cause its a hambag?
7 years. 7 years believing that the only use for a handbag is to hold and transport ham. Stunning.
Amazing. Did we miss any gas little gems? Let us know!
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