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20th December 2016
12:18am GMT

50 Shades Of Grey was one of the biggest selling books of all time, introducing mammy porn to the masses in a way that none of us really expected.
But now, something even better – and more left field – has emerged on to the scene.
50 Nerds Of Grey is dirty talk as you've never heard before, and it's well worth a follow to liven up your timeline...
'Do you want a happy ending?' she asked, massaging his back.
— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) April 24, 2016
'Yes please' he replied.
'OK' she said 'Jon Snow's still alive.'#GameofThrones
'I love listening to a man who can make me feel desperate and humiliated,' she said, squirming.
— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) April 16, 2016
'All right,' he said, and called IT support.
They tried it standing up, sitting down and bent over the kitchen table but it was no good - they just couldn't get a decent wi-fi signal.
— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) April 8, 2016
'I'm all yours tonight!' she cried, 'Do something to me you'd never normally dare do to a woman!'
— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) March 30, 2016
'All right' he said, and made eye contact.
He froze with fear. His control had gone, his end was sticky and there was no escape!
— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) March 25, 2016
There was no doubt about it, he needed a new keyboard.
'Harder!' she screamed, 'Harder!'
— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) March 24, 2016
'All right,' he said. 'What's the square root of nine times twelve divided by six point three recurring?'
'Say bad things to me,' she begged, 'Terrible, unforgivable things!'
— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) February 27, 2016
'OK,' he said, 'The Force Awakens isn't as good as The Phantom Menace.'
She squirmed as he leaned over and whispered softly in her ear.
— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) February 7, 2016
'Asdfg . . . hjkl . . . uiop.'
She loved it when he talked qwerty.
Before making love, he always fumbled around for ages, unable to find what he was looking for - he was well known for his 404-play.
— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) March 18, 2016
She had a special name for one of those nights when she was left disappointed because it turned out smaller than she'd hoped.
— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) March 21, 2016
An #AppleEvent