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16th June 2017
04:36pm BST
Work is work is work – except on a Friday.
Rumour has it, on Fridays, hormones are released into the air that make it impossible to behave, concentrate or get your shit together.
I wouldn't question it, it's science.
Thank GOD it's Friday. And actually Friday. Not like that on Wednesday when I woke up and thought it was Friday.
Stupid fake Friday.

After 24 pints.

Diving headfirst into pyjamas and runners as soon as I'm home.

That's work, right? It furthers my career, like.

*sets Tinder to 2km*

I work too damn hard.
TO BOOJUM.

There's only, like, 27 minutes left.

Friday is the lunchtime of the week, after all.

DON'T TAKE ME DOWN WITH YOU.

No messages? Oh well, onto Facebook.

And buy everyone something. That'll waste some time.
Well, maybe not everyone. Maybe I'll get myself two things.

I should probably get some coffee before I start.
Is that a scone?

12:15? HOW is it only 12:15?!

Let's all sit in the good room and make other people say things until the day is done.

Only 3 hours 14 minutes and 52 seconds to go.
I wonder how long I can stay in the bathroom for, without it being weird?

Maybe another scone.
#brainfood

Boss is letting us off early! GO, GO, GO, GO, GO!

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